gaga is my inspiration

yo yo yo it's joe (that rhymes haha) First off i love lady gaga in case you didnt know. i have an awesome girlfriend who is beautiful on the inside and outside. i have a brother and a sister who give me angina (chest pains). I have a cat who is constantly horny but right now she is depressed i think, i feel like she is gonna cut herself if she could. what else, i like saying that i feel like a woman again even though i'm a dude. oh good times. well im also good at school and stuff, at least i think so. i like to party even though i am sometimes shy to people who aren't my friends or family and i dont take shit from asses who like to be asses. yeah thats my life deal with it and we can be tight friends. haha

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Skinny Girl Eating Salad: Omg stop dieting! You're sooo skinny!
Skinny Girl Eats Burger: You're so lucky you can eat whatever you want and still be thin!
Overweight Girl Eats Salad: Why is she eating healthy? It isn't doing much.
Overweight Girl Eats Burger: This is why you're overweight. Go on a diet or something